#☆. RAMBLINGS (VITA).

[paranormeow7]

“analog horror ruined internet horror” “the mandela catalogue is overrated and dumb” “kinemaster vhs effects jerma sus face ass” “the walten files is a shitty fnaf knockoff” “internet horror used to be way better” “analog horror is for middle schoolers” SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! CLEANSE YOUR BRAIN OF MASCOT HORROR HATE SLUDGE!! WATCH THE MONUMENT MYTHOS!!! WATCH MIDWEST ANGELICA!! WATCH VITA CARNIS!!! STOP GENERALISING A UNIQUE GENRE FULL OF HIDDEN GEMS INTO ITS WORST EXAMPLES!!!

(also to all the people in the tags who think this post is harping on the walten files. I am a huge fan of it!! I think it’s a really unique, well written gorgeous project. people just write it off bc it looks like mascot horror/a fnaf series. go watch it)

[davekitties]

"Is that the-"

"The Japanese only, exclusive, PS Vita case that was only included in the bundle of the hit, homoerotic, game, Dramatical Murder? Yes, yes it is."

[nebuladreamz]

vita carnis cool however my ass WOULD own a trimming. yes i'd be scared out of my fucking mind. yes i would do anything for one

[l-i-r-i-e-s]

HE’S HERE HES ARRIVED

LOOOOOK 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

THE GANGS ALL HERE !!!!!!!!!

[cloudydays69]

GUESS WHO GOT BOTH SEBASTIAN, ANDDD MIMIC PLUSHIES TODAYYYHSYSYSGSGSGGF

I'm SOSOSOSO excited for them to come ARGHHH I feel intense joy rn

[d6b-onion]

i was imagining an analog horror incident in gensokyo, where all of the spooky analog stuff passes into fantasy and they have to deal with cosmic horrors for a week or so

it's a great excuse to bring the flesh constructs of vita carnis into touhou

and make them girls. very important step. don't forget to make them girls.

[wolfzrule]

what if the woodcrawler from Gemini home entertainment and the mimic from vita carnis kissed

[wow-its-jester-hat]

She vita on my carnis til I singularity

[banana-pancake5]

Hello!! I can’t remember if you’ve said this before but in what situations would vita not be smiling? Bc I feel like she does a lot, but if she was, for a completely hypothetical example, alone in the prison dimension, are there times she would have more of a forlorn or even blank expression? Or would girlie just be grinning all the time?

I don’t believe I’ve answered this and I gotta say I rlly like this question!!

Well this is quite long so under the cut it goes!

For your completely hypothetical example:

If she were completely alone, yeah, blank expression, head empty, wandering aimlessly. But if she heard the Krang? If she saw a Krang hound in the distance? She’d be grinning ear to ear in seconds. Her mind gets so twisted up in the prison dimension that she’d rather actively search for the Krang than be alone (Mainly because she can’t stand the anticipation of waiting for Prime to find her so instead she finds Prime). She’s also grinning at her own thoughts half the time. I’d say in the prison Dimension (after her breaking point) it was 75% grins, 20% blank/deadpan, and around 5% genuine terror (most of the terror resulted in the grins and laughter which is why it’s not higher than 5%)

But in the very beginning of her time in the prison dimension, when she was what? 12? The only time she’d smile would be when she tried to convince herself that Draxum was coming to save her.

After the prison dimension:

She is practically always smiling, even if it’s not her wide manic grin she’ll have a small, shy smile on her face. She is just so happy to be around people after so many years of isolation that she can’t help it. But there are times when she doesn’t smile, if she’s bored, in awe (like the sunset drawing), concentrated, genuinely sorry or concerned (<- this is rare but it does happen. Usually if she’s sorry or concerned she’ll grin and laugh like she did in the prison dimension but she learns to take things a little more seriously as time goes on with the Hamatos), also times like in chapter 2 “Broken Promises” when she is crying, but more often than not it quickly transforms into hysteria.

She has her moments of sincerity and she has her bad days, in those moments the smile will drop, but most often she’s just a smiley girlie :D

[clarification because why not! When she laughs at horrible circumstances or when she is concerned or sorry, it’s not because she doesn’t understand how serious it is, she knows it’s messed up, but she thinks is funny how messed up the situation is. Like when she was laughing at the fact she forgot her own name, she thought it was hilarious that she was so broken as to forget her own name. And sometimes she does just think it’s funny. for instance, when the turtles view Raph being Krangified as such an awful thing, she thinks it’s funny because she has been Krangified more times than she can count, so being Krangified once isn’t bad at all in her mind. Idk if that made any sense at all but I wanted to attempt to explain her fun lil bit of insanity!]

[macchiiattos]

mei and vita

[lyss-butterscotch]

Me, eating :

Me very conciously picking an analogue horror video about fleshy abominations to watch while i eat :

[daringdoombringer]

Horror where something grotesque shapeshifts to disguise itself/shapeshifters in horror in general>>>>

Idk what about it but gawd dayum I eat this up EVERY TIME

[dovesintherain]

Vita and Virginia, 2018.

I saw myself in this film.

[artsybi]

hey btw. if your question re modern medicine or safety features is ever "well what did they do before this?" the answer is that people fucking died. that's always the answer.

"oh do babies REALLY need a vitamin k shot? well what did people do BEFORE this?" babies fucking died, suzanne. vitamin k deficient bleeding is common in newborns. a vitamin k shot does not harm the kid in any way and could very easily save their life. it's not that fucking deep.

"but BEFORE vaccines what did we do-" children died of polio, greg. people spent their lives in iron lungs. my grandmother had to watch her mother get polio and it almost destroyed her. there is a reason me and my brother got polio vaccines as children. children also died of measles. we forget that now, i think. because the vaccine is so good, but measles is awful, actually, can kill you, and has other terrible horrible side effects.

"back in my day we didn't have all this safety gear this generation is so SOFT-" back in your day, jeff, kids cracked their skulls open on curbs when they fell off their bikes, instead of hitting their helmets on the cement and scraping their knees. ever heard of survivorship bias? sure, you survived. not everyone did though.

"old cars are so SOLID they're much better-" do you know what a crumple zone is, martha? cars are supposed to collapse in on themselves like crushed soda cans in accidents, because it absorbs the force of the collision. those solid steel framed old cars looked fine after crashes, but that force was transferred to the squishy human occupants, something that was frequently fatal. yeah your car might not survive an accident, but you fuckin will.

[folansstuff]

Although I do definitely like somber, darker Illyana (i think it fits her considering her backstory and all) and her roles in the 2009 run and turning her brother into the Juggernaut to prove a point is amazing characterization, I do like it when the writers make her just that tiny bit goofy. Vita Ayala I think did a really good job at finding a balance, especially with the Limbo arc, but even the artists/writers in the 80's and 90's did stuff like this

like this girl is still kinda of a dork. And she's so much more interesting to read when she's able to transition between the two modes, rather than going from one book as a evil jerk to a book where she's acting like a looney tunes character. It's also a good sign that she's growing as a character! the krakoan era (mostly, less so when she was on the main x-men team) has her more comfortable with others and being social, and that kind of clear growth is what makes the long, windy timelines of comics characters actually feel worth it.

[dbphantom]

Currently in urgent care because I have the stomach virus that's going around our work and I spent all night throwing up until I was just dry heaving bc not even bile or foam was coming up

NOT how I wanted to cap off the worst week of my life in recent memory, but at least I had a reason not to force myself to go into work today

I want to tell you guys before it REALLY started I made a cup of ramen when I started feeling nauseated bc I was like 'the broth will help my appetite :)' and then 30 minutes later I was perfecting my Wanze cosplay because I do not puke gently :(